Post by Sara Cross on Jun 5, 2024 20:21:28 GMT -5
Red pyros go off as we come to you LIVE from the Havoc Center here in Seattle, Washington! Our camera quickly turns to our commentator team of Jason Cross and owner of Havoc Wrestling, Sara Cross!
JASON CROSS: “Hello everyone, and welcome to the third season of Havoc Wrestling! I’m Jason Cross, and with me of course is my stubborn cousin and boss, Sara Cross! Sara we have quite an exciting card that you’ve put together tonight, what match are you looking most forward to tonight?”
SARA CROSS: “Well let’s get one thing straight, I didn’t put this card together! I’m no longer booking the shows, and honestly nobody knows who’s pulling those strings back there as it should be! But back to your question, I think I’m most looking forward to Josie and Jessie going mono y mono tonight, considering it’ll be the first time in Havoc HISTORY that these two square off!”
JASON CROSS: “Well we’ll have plenty of time for that and more action to come tonight, but first, let’s get ready for our first qualifying match for the newly revamped Battleground Championship!”
JAMIE O’SHEA: “The following contest is scheduled for one fall! The winner of tonight’s match will qualify for the Battleground Championship LADDER match! Introducing first… She hails from the Hamptons… Angelica… MATTHEWS!!!”
JASON CROSS: “Quite the look for Angelica, and I for one am glad to see the MOST beautiful woman of Havoc Wrestling back to action, but a qualifying match? I mean, c’mon… Just give her the title already!”
SARA CROSS: “Have you AND Angelica not learned by now? You have to EARN the right to be champion, it’s not something that you get handed just because you have more money than intelligence!”
JAMIE O’SHEA: “And her opponent… Hailing from Osaka… JAPAN!!! She is the Youngblood…. HAZUKI!!!”
SARA CROSS: “I’m very excited to see Hazuki go one on one with a brat like Angelica in her debut here! The lights are shining and it’s time for our Youngblood to prove why she’s here!”
JASON CROSS: “Give it a rest! It’s times like these where we’ll see once and for all that fiction and reality are two completely different things!”
The bell rings to start the match. Hazuki and her opponent, Angelica Matthews, circle the ring, sizing each other up. After a few laps, they meet in the center. Angelica starts mouthing off, but Hazuki reaches for a test of strength. Suddenly, Angelica slaps Hazuki across the cheek, leaving her in shock. Angelica snickers, giving Hazuki the moment she needs to connect an elbow strike to Angelica’s jawline! Matthews staggers back, trying to regain her balance, as Hazuki charges forward with a step-up knee strike! Angelica drops to the mat but quickly rolls out of the ring.
Wasting no time, Hazuki slides out to follow Matthews. Angelica initiates a cat-and-mouse chase around the ring. The referee urges them to return, but Angelica sweeps Hazuki's leg, causing her to smack her face against the floor canvas! Dazed, Hazuki gives Angelica the chance to pull her up by the hair, prompting a warning from the referee. Matthews rolls Hazuki into the ring and goes for a quick cover.
ONE- NO! KICKOUT!
Hazuki rolls out of the ring as Angelica argues with the referee about the count. Frustrated, she shoves the referee, who warns her again about disqualification. Now more irate than ever, Angelica rolls out of the ring, determined. She grabs Hazuki by the hair and slams her onto the ring apron! Hazuki clutches her head as the referee calls for the bell, but Angelica doesn't stop. She reaches down slowly, pulling Hazuki by the hair once more, but Hazuki kicks herself free and connects with a superkick as officials step between the two women.
JAMIE O’SHEA: “Here is your winner, by way of disqualification! The Youngblood… Hazuki!”
The two women continue to argue with one another as the camera quickly shifts back for our first segment of the night.
In all her bloody glory, the camera fades into one Jessie Lee standing in front of what seems to be the official set for interviews for any backstage interviews dressed and ready in her ring gear. However, she stood alone as she wore a shit-eating grin on her face.
Jessie Lee:
"'EEEEEY YO!"
"Havoc is back an' we're already one match deep in the WAR you've been drooling for so long. God damn, it feels good to be standing here an' I bet you're feelin' the same 'cause ya know damn well the Big Titty Goth DOmmy Mommy is here to put on a bloody fine show for each an' every one ya lovely littles SIMPletons."
With a loud, possibly obnoxious laugh, Jessie gave the camera a wink.
Jessie Lee:
"But hey, before I melt your brains by tearing down the house with good ol' Josie Grey let take a few steps back. See, as I'm sure ya already saw, we're havin' these little qualifiers for the Battleground strap an' I can't help but feel a little left out. I mean, wouldn't ya wanna start out the return gates by havin' THE BAD BITCH right here drawin' both attention an' eyeballs to it? Seems like a no-brainer."
"I ain't here to bellyache 'bout somethin' like that 'cause at the end of the night I'm here to do what no other bish her can; I'm here to carry. The ratings. The company. Hell, I'll even carry Lady Frenchpool across my shoulders if I gotta."
"Why?"
"'Cause why the fuck not? It's not like anyone participating in these qualifiers is gonna step up an' be the pillar Havoc needs. Now how about I cut the chit-chat an' give ya what ya REALLY came for."
"A bloody fuckin' WAR."
With a laugh that could've been borderline crazy, the Aussie Assault made her way from the set and out over towards gorilla; the camera fading as it trailed after.
JAMIE O’SHEA: “The following contest is set for one fall…. Introducing first, she hails from Paris… FRANCE! The Prodigy… Josie… GREY!!!”
JASON CROSS: “Josie has proven herself time and time again why she’s a top competitor in the past, but can the same be said for when she’s facing off against an opponent like the DOMmy MOMmy herself?”
SARA CROSS: “I think with her time here she’s learned quite a lot and is a former Havoc World and Battleground Champion. If anything, Jessie Lee should be worried about Josie, not the other way around.”
JAMIE O’SHEA: “And her opponent…
Arena lights cut.
Titantron turns on, blank.
Arena lights return.
JASON CROSS: “What the hell was that?!”
SARA CROSS: “Must’ve been a message, but for who?”
JAMIE O’SHEA: “Hailing from Perth… Western AUSTRALIA!!! She is Jessie… LEE!!!”
JASON CROSS: “Jessie looks like she’s just as confused as the rest of us!”
SARA CROSS: “Yeah, well the image didn’t appear until she was supposed to be announced to the ring! I’d be confused too!”
Josie Grey moves forward with confidence, meeting her opponent Jessie Lee in the center of the ring. Jessie awkwardly steps forward but quickly starts the mind games, smirking tauntingly at Josie and brushing the side of her nose before reaching out for a test of strength. Despite the size difference, Josie quickly outmaneuvers Lee, locking her into a tight side headlock. Thinking quickly, Jessie uses her size advantage to force Josie into the ropes. Lee charges forward, slinging Grey off and preparing for an attack. As Josie bounces off the ropes, Lee grapples her and spins her into a snap suplex! Grey arches her back in agony as Lee drops her knee onto Josie’s shoulder, causing her arm to contort awkwardly.
Jessie maintains control, grasping Josie by the back of the neck and dragging her up. Lee squares Josie into a corner and attempts a discus clothesline, but the former World Champion ducks just in the nick of time! Lee turns to face her opponent, only to be knocked off her feet by Josie's Red Card! Lee is down as Josie prepares the "Storm to Bastille." Lee makes her way to her feet, and as Josie charges forward, JESSIE CONNECTS WITH THE SUPERWOMAN PUNCH! JOSIE IS DOWN! JESSIE GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THR- NO!!! KICKOUT!!!
TWO!!!
THR- NO!!! KICKOUT!!!
JOSIE HAS THE ROPES! HER FOOT IS ON THE ROPES! Lee looks around in confusion as Josie rolls her up for a quick leverage pin!
ONE!!!
TW- NO!!! KICKOUT!!!
TW- NO!!! KICKOUT!!!
Lee breaks free from the leverage pin and quickly gets to her feet, with Josie scrambling to do the same. Lee dodges a European uppercut and connects with a discus clothesline, knocking Josie over the top rope! Grey's feet hit the floor as Lee rolls out of the ring on the opposite side. As Josie regains her balance, Jessie Lee goes for a big boot, but Grey redirects her into the barricade! Lee grabs her leg in agony as Josie charges forward, leaping onto Jessie's back to lock in the Bear Trap III! Grey wraps her arms around Lee, who staggers, trying to keep her balance, but she’s fading fast! Grey nods aggressively in excitement, but before she can go too far, Lee charges forward and rams them into the timekeeper’s box! Both competitors are down as the referee calls for the bell!
JAMIE O’SHEA: “Due to a double count out, the following contest has been deemed a no contest!”
As medical staff make their way to check in on both competitors, the camera fades for its final commercial break.
SARA CROSS: “Welcome back! If you’re just tuning in, where have you been?! The main event is about to start and we’ll see who will be the next to qualify for the Battleground Championship match!”
JAMIE O’SHEA: “The following contest is your Main Event of the EVENING! Introducing first… Hailing from Lexington… KENTUCKY!!! JJ… SILVA!!!”
JASON CROSS: “JJ Silva here making his debut in Havoc and immediately being tested in a qualifying match for a title that they’ve probably never even heard of until signing here.”
SARA CROSS: “That’s a poor statement! Havoc does have fans, y’know!”
JAMIE O’SHEA: “And his opponent… Hailing from London… ENGLAND!!! The Queen… Kennedy… MATTHEWS!!!”
SARA CROSS: “I thought Queen Consort Camilia was arriving! Now I’m disappointed…”
JASON CROSS: “Yes, because Queen Camilia is anywhere NEAR as stunning as Kennedy Matthews is to watch… Get it together, Sara, seriously.”
With the sounding of the bell, our main event begins with JJ Silva charging impatiently at Kennedy Matthews like a rabid animal that’s recently been unchained. Matthews swiftly side steps, causing JJ to crash head-on into the turnbuckles! Silva staggers back, and Kennedy seizes the moment to pull him into an impressive snap back-to-belly suplex! Silva instinctively rolls out of the ring, but Kennedy wastes no time, leaping over the top rope and connecting with a standing moonsault from the edge of the ring! Both competitors hit the floor canvas as the crowd erupts in excitement from the daring spot!
ONE!
TWO!
THR-
Before the referee can finish the count, Kennedy rolls into the ring but quickly exits, restarting the count and maintaining control. JJ begins to regain his balance, only for Kennedy to attempt the GOD SAVE THE QUEEN! BUT WAIT! SILVA COUNTERS INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX! Kennedy quickly wrestles free, landing behind Silva. JJ turns, and Kennedy plants a quick Pele kick onto Silva’s skull, causing him to drop to the ground! Kennedy, showing her veteran instincts, pulls Silva to his feet and rolls him back into the ring.
Matthews follows with determination, stomping down on JJ Silva’s hand, causing him to wince in pain. She briefly argues with the referee, creating a distraction that keeps the momentum in her favor. As JJ stands, RYAN TERROR LEAPS ONTO THE ROPES! TERROR IS ARGUING WITH THE REFEREE FOR KENNEDY! The referee turns his attention to Ryan, and Kennedy seizes the opportunity to deliver a low blow to JJ! JJ IS DOWN! KENNEDY GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!
JAMIE O’SHEA: “Here is your winner… Kennedy… MATTHEWS!!!
Kennedy wipes her hands sarcastically as Ryan Terror drops off of the ropes, smirking as the camera slowly fades to a close.
SARA CROSS: “Welcome back! If you’re just tuning in, where have you been?! The main event is about to start and we’ll see who will be the next to qualify for the Battleground Championship match!”
JAMIE O’SHEA: “The following contest is your Main Event of the EVENING! Introducing first… Hailing from Lexington… KENTUCKY!!! JJ… SILVA!!!”
JASON CROSS: “JJ Silva here making his debut in Havoc and immediately being tested in a qualifying match for a title that they’ve probably never even heard of until signing here.”
SARA CROSS: “That’s a poor statement! Havoc does have fans, y’know!”
JAMIE O’SHEA: “And his opponent… Hailing from London… ENGLAND!!! The Queen… Kennedy… MATTHEWS!!!”
SARA CROSS: “I thought Queen Consort Camilia was arriving! Now I’m disappointed…”
JASON CROSS: “Yes, because Queen Camilia is anywhere NEAR as stunning as Kennedy Matthews is to watch… Get it together, Sara, seriously.”
With the sounding of the bell, our main event begins with JJ Silva charging impatiently at Kennedy Matthews like a rabid animal that’s recently been unchained. Matthews swiftly side steps, causing JJ to crash head-on into the turnbuckles! Silva staggers back, and Kennedy seizes the moment to pull him into an impressive snap back-to-belly suplex! Silva instinctively rolls out of the ring, but Kennedy wastes no time, leaping over the top rope and connecting with a standing moonsault from the edge of the ring! Both competitors hit the floor canvas as the crowd erupts in excitement from the daring spot!
ONE!
TWO!
THR-
Before the referee can finish the count, Kennedy rolls into the ring but quickly exits, restarting the count and maintaining control. JJ begins to regain his balance, only for Kennedy to attempt the GOD SAVE THE QUEEN! BUT WAIT! SILVA COUNTERS INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX! Kennedy quickly wrestles free, landing behind Silva. JJ turns, and Kennedy plants a quick Pele kick onto Silva’s skull, causing him to drop to the ground! Kennedy, showing her veteran instincts, pulls Silva to his feet and rolls him back into the ring.
Matthews follows with determination, stomping down on JJ Silva’s hand, causing him to wince in pain. She briefly argues with the referee, creating a distraction that keeps the momentum in her favor. As JJ stands, RYAN TERROR LEAPS ONTO THE ROPES! TERROR IS ARGUING WITH THE REFEREE FOR KENNEDY! The referee turns his attention to Ryan, and Kennedy seizes the opportunity to deliver a low blow to JJ! JJ IS DOWN! KENNEDY GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!
JAMIE O’SHEA: “Here is your winner… Kennedy… MATTHEWS!!!
Kennedy wipes her hands sarcastically as Ryan Terror drops off of the ropes, smirking as the camera slowly fades to a close.